🧼 “Boots On, Brooms Up: How Texans Tackle House Cleaning Like a Rodeo”
- Melani
- Sep 22
- 2 min read
Cleaning your house isn’t just a chore—it’s a showdown. And in Texas, we don’t tiptoe into messes. We stomp in with boots, attitude, and a playlist that slaps harder than a screen door in a windstorm. So if you’re wondering how to start cleaning your house the Texan way, saddle up. Here’s how we do it:
🤠 Step 1: Set the Mood (and the Music)
Before you touch a mop, you need motivation. That means:
A strong cup of coffee
A playlist with country hits, Tejano beats, or Beyoncé (she’s Texan too!)
A bandana or cowboy hat for dramatic flair
Cleaning is 80% attitude, 20% elbow grease.
🧹 Step 2: Start with the “Big 3”
Texans know you don’t chase every dust bunny at once. You wrangle the big ones first:
Kitchen – Clear counters, wipe spills, and toss expired salsa jars.
Living Room – Vacuum under the couch and rescue lost remotes.
Bathroom – Scrub like you’re prepping for a barbecue guest who judges grout.
Pro Tip: If it smells like lemon and looks like heaven, you’re doing it right.
🧤 Step 3: Use What You’ve Got
Texans are resourceful. No fancy gadgets? No problem.
Old socks = dusting gloves
Vinegar + baking soda = miracle cleaner
A broom = dance partner AND dirt wrangler
If it works, it’s Texan-approved.
🐾 Step 4: Don’t Forget the Critters
Got pets? You’ve got fur. Everywhere.
Use a damp rubber glove to swipe hair off furniture
Vacuum like you’re chasing tumbleweeds
Give your pet a treat for not sabotaging your progress (yet)
🧼 Step 5: Finish with Flair
Once the house is clean, light a candle, fluff the pillows, and admire your work. You’ve earned it.
Bonus points if you yell “YEEHAW” while tossing the last trash bag.
💡 Final Thought:
Starting to clean your house doesn’t have to be boring. With a little Texas spirit, a dash of humor, and BIS Nin Texas by your side, it’s a full-blown adventure.
We clean like legends. You live like one.
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