“Door Cleaning: The Gateway to Dust, Smudges, and Existential Questions”

By BIS Nin Texas — We clean like legends. You live like one.

Doors: they open, they close, they slam dramatically when you’re mad. They’re the silent guardians of your home. But when was the last time you actually cleaned one? Exactly. Door cleaning is the forgotten chore—until you notice fingerprints, mystery smudges, and that one sticky spot you pretend doesn’t exist.

Scene 1: The Handle Horror

You grab the doorknob daily. So does everyone else. It’s basically a handshake with germs. You spray it, wipe it, and wonder how you survived this long without noticing.

“My doorknob is less a handle, more a community petri dish.”

Scene 2: The Fingerprint Festival

You look at the door. Suddenly, you see fingerprints everywhere. High ones, low ones, sideways ones. You wonder if your family is practicing interpretive dance against the door. You scrub like you’re erasing evidence.

“CSI: Living Room Edition.”

Scene 3: The Mystery Smudge Saga

There’s a smudge. You don’t know what it is. Chocolate? Grease? Ghost residue? You spray it, wipe it, and decide not to ask questions. Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

“If I can’t identify it, I just call it ‘modern art.’”

Scene 4: The Panel Dust Parade

You notice the grooves and panels. Dust has been living there rent-free. You wipe them down, sneeze dramatically, and vow to never let it get this bad again. Spoiler: it will.

“My door panels are basically tiny dust condos.”

REFLEXIÓN FINAL:

Cleaning doors is part detective work, part germ warfare, and part therapy session. But once you’re done, your doors shine like gateways to a cleaner, calmer world. Until someone slams one again.